Post by Alice Knight on Feb 12, 2014 8:33:54 GMT -5
After 20 seconds the Video fades into the OCW backstage area where we can see newly signed OCW talent, Alice Knight. She is in a red dress and is watching the monitor.
Alice Knight(looking over at a monitor)- “Whoa! Cool video! (she notices she’s on camera and quickly turns herself towards it, fixes her dress and smiles) Howdy, OCW universe! I am (does an awful Sean Connery accent) Mah namesh Knight-sh… Alice-sh Knight-sh. Rum-sh and soda-sh. Shakin and stirred’sh with’sh bacon-sh…
Alice laughs to herself as the director can be heard off camera.
Director(off camera)- Just say it normal, Alice. No one can understand you…
Alice Knight(rolling her eyes)- Fiiiiiine. Let’s do alllll the things that you wanna do. (looking into the camera) Listen, I’ll keep this short and sweet… just like Danny Devito… who is short… and uh, um, sweet, too? Whatever, whatever. Doesn’t matter. I’m just here to let everyone within the OCW and all of their super awesome fans that I am coming to OCW, the Online Championship Wrestling as one of its newest talents. And being that it’s black history month, I thought it would be nice to incorporate that into my introduction, because my OCW situation reminds me of that famous speech “I Have A Dream”… by… um… Martin… Martin L-uh…um… Lawrence. Yes, by the hilarious Martin Lawerence. And just like the great comedic timing of Mr. Martin Lawrence in such classic movies like Big Momma’s House, Big Momma’s House 2 and of course the instant classic Big Momma’s House 3: Like Father, Like Son… but my ‘timing’ is within the wrestling ring and believe me… my time is now… and after all these years, I can finally understand what the “I Have A Dream” speech is all about because “I Have a Dream”… (winks off camera) …to become one of the top talents in the OCW today. And believe you me, I will do just that. And if not, there’s always suicide… which I’m not 100% against to be honest…
Director(off camera) – You… Alice… you can’t say that….
Alice Knight(looking off camera and shrugging)- Uh… I mean, suicide is, um, uh, um, never the answer. I always tell the youth and the elderly that ONLY cowards commit suicide…
Director- Good…
Alice Knight (into the camera nodding)- And only cowards don’t… think about it.
Director(frantic)- End it. End it…
Alice Knight- Um… and, I guess that’s all for now. So I look forward to entertaining everyone world wide. And remember, I Have a Dream… and so can everyone of you… just don’t try and sneak into my dreams with a suitcase, try to steal and warp my mind like in that one Leonardo Dicaprio movie… um… What’s Eating Gilbert Grape… yeah… and…
Director- ANNNNNNND CUT!
Alice Knight gives two thumbs up and starts wiping down her dress as she starts walking off camera to the director and camera man nodding and smiling aloofly as if that went really well.
Alice Knight(looking over at a monitor)- “Whoa! Cool video! (she notices she’s on camera and quickly turns herself towards it, fixes her dress and smiles) Howdy, OCW universe! I am (does an awful Sean Connery accent) Mah namesh Knight-sh… Alice-sh Knight-sh. Rum-sh and soda-sh. Shakin and stirred’sh with’sh bacon-sh…
Alice laughs to herself as the director can be heard off camera.
Director(off camera)- Just say it normal, Alice. No one can understand you…
Alice Knight(rolling her eyes)- Fiiiiiine. Let’s do alllll the things that you wanna do. (looking into the camera) Listen, I’ll keep this short and sweet… just like Danny Devito… who is short… and uh, um, sweet, too? Whatever, whatever. Doesn’t matter. I’m just here to let everyone within the OCW and all of their super awesome fans that I am coming to OCW, the Online Championship Wrestling as one of its newest talents. And being that it’s black history month, I thought it would be nice to incorporate that into my introduction, because my OCW situation reminds me of that famous speech “I Have A Dream”… by… um… Martin… Martin L-uh…um… Lawrence. Yes, by the hilarious Martin Lawerence. And just like the great comedic timing of Mr. Martin Lawrence in such classic movies like Big Momma’s House, Big Momma’s House 2 and of course the instant classic Big Momma’s House 3: Like Father, Like Son… but my ‘timing’ is within the wrestling ring and believe me… my time is now… and after all these years, I can finally understand what the “I Have A Dream” speech is all about because “I Have a Dream”… (winks off camera) …to become one of the top talents in the OCW today. And believe you me, I will do just that. And if not, there’s always suicide… which I’m not 100% against to be honest…
Director(off camera) – You… Alice… you can’t say that….
Alice Knight(looking off camera and shrugging)- Uh… I mean, suicide is, um, uh, um, never the answer. I always tell the youth and the elderly that ONLY cowards commit suicide…
Director- Good…
Alice Knight (into the camera nodding)- And only cowards don’t… think about it.
Director(frantic)- End it. End it…
Alice Knight- Um… and, I guess that’s all for now. So I look forward to entertaining everyone world wide. And remember, I Have a Dream… and so can everyone of you… just don’t try and sneak into my dreams with a suitcase, try to steal and warp my mind like in that one Leonardo Dicaprio movie… um… What’s Eating Gilbert Grape… yeah… and…
Director- ANNNNNNND CUT!
Alice Knight gives two thumbs up and starts wiping down her dress as she starts walking off camera to the director and camera man nodding and smiling aloofly as if that went really well.