Post by roach on Feb 8, 2014 13:02:43 GMT -5
*Scene open's with Roach's Dodge charger slowly driving the streets of his home town of Windsor Ontario. The car slows down more as it pulls into a kind of shady looking house. Seconds pass before Roach comes out of the car slamming his door shut. He points his car keys at the trunk as it pops open. Roach leans in the trunk and pulls out a case of Pilsner, Roach shuts the trunk and makes his way to the front door of the beat up house. Roach walks up the steps as they sound like he's about to bust through them any minute. Roach puts the case down as he gives the door a few good bangs, minutes pass and no answer. Roach bangs harder as the door nearly comes off the hinges, seconds pass before the door slowly opens and a little old lady is seen at the door with a big smile on her face.*
Lady: Oh my lord! look who it is, my other son from another momma!
Roach: How's it going Mrs.Kain ? it's been awhile since I've seen you.
Lady: Yes it has! come here and give me some sugar.
*She grabs Roach and gives him a big hug.*
Lady: Wow! you've gotten so much bigger since the last time I've seen you.
Roach: Yah I try to keep myself in pretty good shape and have a good time at the same time. Is Slater around?
Lady: Yes that poor bum is around he's down stairs in what he likes to call his man cave. I don't understand why he's still living with his mother. I'm mean I can't even try to bring a guy home from bingo if I wanted too with him here.
Roach: Well that's more than what I needed to hear, don't worry mommy Kain I'll get him out of your hair and house.
*Roach bends down as he grabs the case of Pilsner and makes his way into the house. Roach walks over to the door that leads to downstairs, loud music is heard. Mrs. Kain opens the door for Roach as he makes his way down the stairs. The music gets louder and louder with every step leading to the basement, a voice is heard.*
Voice: Mom get the fuck out of my space, I've already told you today that I have some business to do today.
Roach: Who the fuck do you think you're talking too?
*The music turns off as the man looks over at Roach.*
Voice: No fucking way! Roach how the hell are you brother?
Roach: Good how about yourself Slater? besides living in your mom's basement.
Slater Kain: Yah this is just a temporary living arrangement.
Roach: Yah I'm sure it is!
*Roach sets the case of Pilsner down as he has a seat on a beat up lazy boy. He grabs two beers out of the case and hands one to Slater.*
Slater Kain: Thanks! I def needed this, even thou it's only 1 in the afternoon.
Roach: Hey! its 5 'clock somewhere in this world.
Slater Kain: Yes it is, cheers my old pal.
*The two men slam their bottles together before they both slam their entire bottle. Roach reaches in the case and grabs two more as he hands another one to Slater.*
Slater Kain: So what brings you here to my palace?
Roach: Palace eh? Well I've been in the OCW for about 3 weeks now and I've dominated everyone and everything that's in the federation. Then a idea popped in my head, why don't I go old school and bring back my old buddy Slater Kain.
Slater Kain: What you want me to be your tag team partner?
*Roach chuckles.*
Roach: Haha! not at all, no offense bud but your a little pip sqeek. No I want a Manager and no one is better than you my friend. You have the mouth and mind to fuck with people, don't get me wrong I talk the most shit in OCW and I can back it up. But I think it would be better if we can have two great minds fucking with people.
*Slater takes a swig of beer as he shakes his head up and down.*
Slater Kain: I fucking love the idea! When I first heard that you we're in the OCW I started following you right away and streaming every show. You dummied your opponents thus far, speaking of that I just read the website and the article they have of you on there. Your fighting the Guido Mariano Rivera.
*Roach shakes his head as he takes a swig of Pilsner.*
Roach: No you idiot Mario Maurako, Mariano Rivera is the old Yankee closer who just retired this year. But I guess your kind of right cause Mario Maurako will be retiring after this match on Monday at Massacre against me. Anyways what do you think, are you down to come with me and get out of your mothers basement.
*Slater interrupts Roach.*
Slater Kain: It's a man cave and yes I'm down to go with you to the OCW. I've been waiting for this for about 3 weeks now. I see that you have a follower too who goes by the name The Lost Soul.
Roach: Yah that fruit cake interrupted me before my last match, I just got this creepy vibe from him. Not because he's a Ronald McDonald look a like, but he's just weird.
Slater Kain: I get what your saying, so what are you going to do about him?
Roach: I'll handle with him on my own time, I got that Guido to deal with first. But right now I just want to celebrate with my new Manager Slater Kain. I'll make the call to the boss man Dean tomorrow and let him know I'm bringing my new manager with me. With you in my corner and me who is going to win that Central Championship at Resurrection, we will be unstoppable. I'm going to ruin Mario's career on Monday then I will worry about two face after. Cheers my friend!
*The two men cheers as the camera slowly fades to black.*
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Welcome Slater Kain
Lady: Oh my lord! look who it is, my other son from another momma!
Roach: How's it going Mrs.Kain ? it's been awhile since I've seen you.
Lady: Yes it has! come here and give me some sugar.
*She grabs Roach and gives him a big hug.*
Lady: Wow! you've gotten so much bigger since the last time I've seen you.
Roach: Yah I try to keep myself in pretty good shape and have a good time at the same time. Is Slater around?
Lady: Yes that poor bum is around he's down stairs in what he likes to call his man cave. I don't understand why he's still living with his mother. I'm mean I can't even try to bring a guy home from bingo if I wanted too with him here.
Roach: Well that's more than what I needed to hear, don't worry mommy Kain I'll get him out of your hair and house.
*Roach bends down as he grabs the case of Pilsner and makes his way into the house. Roach walks over to the door that leads to downstairs, loud music is heard. Mrs. Kain opens the door for Roach as he makes his way down the stairs. The music gets louder and louder with every step leading to the basement, a voice is heard.*
Voice: Mom get the fuck out of my space, I've already told you today that I have some business to do today.
Roach: Who the fuck do you think you're talking too?
*The music turns off as the man looks over at Roach.*
Voice: No fucking way! Roach how the hell are you brother?
Roach: Good how about yourself Slater? besides living in your mom's basement.
Slater Kain: Yah this is just a temporary living arrangement.
Roach: Yah I'm sure it is!
*Roach sets the case of Pilsner down as he has a seat on a beat up lazy boy. He grabs two beers out of the case and hands one to Slater.*
Slater Kain: Thanks! I def needed this, even thou it's only 1 in the afternoon.
Roach: Hey! its 5 'clock somewhere in this world.
Slater Kain: Yes it is, cheers my old pal.
*The two men slam their bottles together before they both slam their entire bottle. Roach reaches in the case and grabs two more as he hands another one to Slater.*
Slater Kain: So what brings you here to my palace?
Roach: Palace eh? Well I've been in the OCW for about 3 weeks now and I've dominated everyone and everything that's in the federation. Then a idea popped in my head, why don't I go old school and bring back my old buddy Slater Kain.
Slater Kain: What you want me to be your tag team partner?
*Roach chuckles.*
Roach: Haha! not at all, no offense bud but your a little pip sqeek. No I want a Manager and no one is better than you my friend. You have the mouth and mind to fuck with people, don't get me wrong I talk the most shit in OCW and I can back it up. But I think it would be better if we can have two great minds fucking with people.
*Slater takes a swig of beer as he shakes his head up and down.*
Slater Kain: I fucking love the idea! When I first heard that you we're in the OCW I started following you right away and streaming every show. You dummied your opponents thus far, speaking of that I just read the website and the article they have of you on there. Your fighting the Guido Mariano Rivera.
*Roach shakes his head as he takes a swig of Pilsner.*
Roach: No you idiot Mario Maurako, Mariano Rivera is the old Yankee closer who just retired this year. But I guess your kind of right cause Mario Maurako will be retiring after this match on Monday at Massacre against me. Anyways what do you think, are you down to come with me and get out of your mothers basement.
*Slater interrupts Roach.*
Slater Kain: It's a man cave and yes I'm down to go with you to the OCW. I've been waiting for this for about 3 weeks now. I see that you have a follower too who goes by the name The Lost Soul.
Roach: Yah that fruit cake interrupted me before my last match, I just got this creepy vibe from him. Not because he's a Ronald McDonald look a like, but he's just weird.
Slater Kain: I get what your saying, so what are you going to do about him?
Roach: I'll handle with him on my own time, I got that Guido to deal with first. But right now I just want to celebrate with my new Manager Slater Kain. I'll make the call to the boss man Dean tomorrow and let him know I'm bringing my new manager with me. With you in my corner and me who is going to win that Central Championship at Resurrection, we will be unstoppable. I'm going to ruin Mario's career on Monday then I will worry about two face after. Cheers my friend!
*The two men cheers as the camera slowly fades to black.*
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Welcome Slater Kain