OWL is NIGHT = OCW HOF 2017?

[Alice Knight]

Alice- Is it recording? Hello?



Alice can be seen in a room looking into her webcam. She almost throws a temper tantrum as she hits the laptop with her hands.



Alice - Oh it's working...



She quickly fixes her hair and smiles into the cam.



Alice- Heyyyyyyyy OCW Universe. I just want to say a big thanks to everyone at OCW that voted me in to the hall of fame. I'm hoping this just isn't to not upset the feminist wrestling fans. And having to just 'throw a woman' in the 2017 class. Because that be a bummer. It be like finding out you got aids from a quickie with Casey Affleck. Right? Right? Because Aids are real folks, they just don't happen in Academy Award Winning movies... But anyway I can't speak for Big Mack, Chaddy Mc Chadderson and good ol' Canadian Bobby Granola-rier. But i am truly honored. Usually I don't want to be a part of any club that would allow me to be a member. But I'll take it. 2017 was a hit and miss year for me. I missed a chance at a great title run with the OCW title. My fault. But on the hit side, I got to be the Champion of OCW!! I mean, C'MON! That's friggin incredible. MJ Bell and I hit a bit of a rough patch, but I got to meet the amazing CJ. Who always had my back. And of course have an amazing bout with Canuky Bob Grenier... in the bird cage match of all stipulations. First of its kind. Last of its kind? Hmm, from the AMAZING reviews and praise we got. I'd say never say never.



Alice winks.



Alice- I hope everyone enjoyed my tribute to Award winning icon film maker Albert Hedgehog's The Birds. That didn't cost a lot surprisingly. I have an owl person. I mean I can get discounts on all sorts of stuff, like whale blubber, dolphin fins and elephant tusks. All I have to do is not tell anybody where I get them. I just sometimes I have to wear a black stalking blindfold over my eyes in this mysterious basement and stand there in the middle of this circle jerk... excuse me, this circle OF jerks. Not sure if there is a difference but... whatever it was... it was creepy as hell. I'd much rather pay for the owls next time. Speaking of getting paid. I hope for an OCW official return sooner than later. And if it does, I'll show up eventually. Leave. And then show up again! Plus, I can only imagine what kind of money Hall of Famers in OCW make. And Mr. Hood. I have my eyes on you. Your eyes might roll when you see me... but now you're going to see MY role in OCW... the Hall Of Famer that I am. The former OCW Champ that I am. Deal with it bud. And you should start paying for Smith's pain killer medication for his back...you know, for him carrying your BUTT all these years!



Alice laughs harder than she should.



Alice- Anyway, thanks again. And my Owls out there. Stay tuned, gang. Because I don't need any helmet, I'm officially cleared, so the OWL is NIGHT retirement tour returns for 2018... HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!



Alice shuts the laptop down but she can still be heard as the screen goes black. Noises of cats moaning, hissing and growling with a mix of loud scotch tape and garbage bag sounds.. and a lot of loud dry heaves coming from the room. Huh?