Post by Marcus Welsh on Feb 26, 2015 11:58:22 GMT -5
~We cut to a shot inside the amphitheater OCW has constructed for Revenge. The ring and guard rails have yet to be set up. Instead, the entire arena surrounds a grassy field. Revenge logos are everywhere as fans wonder around, taking in the pre-Revenge festivities. Killface sits around, telling children of what Brazil was and looked like five hundred years ago. Brother D is guessing women's weight by grabbing their asses. Hood is smoking cigars...not selling them. Smith and Jones are hosting an OCW trivia booth. Richard is in a box. Predator stalks people in the crowd, smelling them. It's a wild scene. We find President Dean who is selling all kinds of OCW merchandise~
President Dean: We've got some Dangerous Dan masks for sale here! Fresh off the assembly line, suckas! Come and get them!
~Several fans rush up, purchasing Dan signs as wrestling reporter sent to Brazil in an effort to report on Revenge catches up with OCW's owner~
Wrestling Reporter: Dean, thanks so much for the 20% discounted press pass you gave me.
President Dean: 20%!?
~The reporter looks up with hope of a refund in his eyes~
President Dean: I told those mother fuckers 10%...geezus!
~Dean storms off, angrily as a random OCW employee continues selling the Dan masks. The reporter hustles up~
Wrestling Reporter: This is quite the scene, though, Dean. Brazil has really accepted OCW with open arms...I'm hearing this event may be one of the biggest in recent memory for the country.
President Dean: Yea? Well, you think they'd show some appreciation by buying more OCW merchandise. I mean, we've only sold fifty replica Bifford fleeces.
~Dean walks by a booth where '~' hair gel is being sold~
President Dean: How many have we sold?
'~' Booth Guy: Umm, I think half our stock. Most of them try eating it...that's not going to kill them, is it?
~Dean shrugs~
President Dean: Keep up the good work
Wrestling Reporter: About that OCW versus the Brazilian 9 year old all star soccer game...I hear that was a huge hit with the locals!
President Dean: Yea, I missed it
~Highlights of the game suddenly air. The nine year olds are really schooling the OCW team consisting of Richard, Brother D, Killface, Smith, Jones, Predator, Belvedere and Hood. Hood gets crossed over by a girl and he storms away, cussing...quitting the game. The contest eventually ends when Killface goes for a goal kick and winds up booting the ball out of the amphitheater...to parts unknown~
Wrestling Reporter: Yep, the locals really enjoyed that
President Dean: Fascinating...listen, is there anything of substance you'd like to ask me about? We've got a huge shipment of Alice Knight 8 balls set to arrive at any minute.
Wrestling Reporter: Alice Knight 8 balls?
President Dean: Yea, like magic 8 balls...but instead of the standard answers, you get stuff like "giggling" or "How should I know" or, my personal favorite, "What are you asking me for?" I think it's going to be a huge hit.
Wrestling Reporter: Sounds like you guys are going to make a ton of money these next few days.
President Dean: Well, shit like outdoor amphitheaters and giant Cubes don't just pay for themselves, sucka
Wrestling Reporter: Right...well, I guess my main question, pertinent towards Revenge concerns the Lockwoods...should we be expecting them to appear and ruin a potentially great match?
President Dean: I've set up an impenetrable wall designed to keep those white trash meth addicts from interfering in our event. I doubt they'd even dare...but, if they did, I'd like to see them try getting past my forces.
Wrestling Reporter: Okay, and one final question concerning...
President Dean: Are those the Chad Vargas white bed sheet pointed hoods we've been waiting all day for?? Shit, it's about time...I've got to go!
~Dean rushes off as more crazy merchandise has arrived~
More details from the festivities are sure to follow (OOC: If anyone wants to type something up, post it as a reply here)
President Dean: We've got some Dangerous Dan masks for sale here! Fresh off the assembly line, suckas! Come and get them!
~Several fans rush up, purchasing Dan signs as wrestling reporter sent to Brazil in an effort to report on Revenge catches up with OCW's owner~
Wrestling Reporter: Dean, thanks so much for the 20% discounted press pass you gave me.
President Dean: 20%!?
~The reporter looks up with hope of a refund in his eyes~
President Dean: I told those mother fuckers 10%...geezus!
~Dean storms off, angrily as a random OCW employee continues selling the Dan masks. The reporter hustles up~
Wrestling Reporter: This is quite the scene, though, Dean. Brazil has really accepted OCW with open arms...I'm hearing this event may be one of the biggest in recent memory for the country.
President Dean: Yea? Well, you think they'd show some appreciation by buying more OCW merchandise. I mean, we've only sold fifty replica Bifford fleeces.
~Dean walks by a booth where '~' hair gel is being sold~
President Dean: How many have we sold?
'~' Booth Guy: Umm, I think half our stock. Most of them try eating it...that's not going to kill them, is it?
~Dean shrugs~
President Dean: Keep up the good work
Wrestling Reporter: About that OCW versus the Brazilian 9 year old all star soccer game...I hear that was a huge hit with the locals!
President Dean: Yea, I missed it
~Highlights of the game suddenly air. The nine year olds are really schooling the OCW team consisting of Richard, Brother D, Killface, Smith, Jones, Predator, Belvedere and Hood. Hood gets crossed over by a girl and he storms away, cussing...quitting the game. The contest eventually ends when Killface goes for a goal kick and winds up booting the ball out of the amphitheater...to parts unknown~
Wrestling Reporter: Yep, the locals really enjoyed that
President Dean: Fascinating...listen, is there anything of substance you'd like to ask me about? We've got a huge shipment of Alice Knight 8 balls set to arrive at any minute.
Wrestling Reporter: Alice Knight 8 balls?
President Dean: Yea, like magic 8 balls...but instead of the standard answers, you get stuff like "giggling" or "How should I know" or, my personal favorite, "What are you asking me for?" I think it's going to be a huge hit.
Wrestling Reporter: Sounds like you guys are going to make a ton of money these next few days.
President Dean: Well, shit like outdoor amphitheaters and giant Cubes don't just pay for themselves, sucka
Wrestling Reporter: Right...well, I guess my main question, pertinent towards Revenge concerns the Lockwoods...should we be expecting them to appear and ruin a potentially great match?
President Dean: I've set up an impenetrable wall designed to keep those white trash meth addicts from interfering in our event. I doubt they'd even dare...but, if they did, I'd like to see them try getting past my forces.
Wrestling Reporter: Okay, and one final question concerning...
President Dean: Are those the Chad Vargas white bed sheet pointed hoods we've been waiting all day for?? Shit, it's about time...I've got to go!
~Dean rushes off as more crazy merchandise has arrived~
More details from the festivities are sure to follow (OOC: If anyone wants to type something up, post it as a reply here)