Post by Marcus Welsh on Feb 19, 2015 12:46:41 GMT -5
~A recording from inside Dean’s Private OCW jet shows us the President of the company leaned back in a leather seat, taking a look over several sheets of paper. An employee clears his throat, garnering Dean’s attention~
President Dean: We’re live?
Employee: Yes sir
~Dean composes and looks at the camera~
President Dean: Hello OCW, sorry for the back drop for this week’s press conference...as well as the complete lack of reporters, but business calls. As you can see, I’m currently thousands of feet above the Earth’s surface, en route to an undisclosed location in Europe where I hope to secure next month’s Pay Per View Extravaganza’s venue.
~Dean places the papers down, crossing one leg over the other~
President Dean: This week’s conference is going to go a little different as I’m mainly going to address issues that are of the utmost importance. So, without further ado, allow me to begin.
~Dean continues sitting, but we needed a scene break in between lines of dialogue, so here ya go~
President Dean: To get things started off on the right foot, I’d like to expound on the Danger Boiz returning to OCW. Our inbox has been flooded with fans expressing their pleasure and excitement over the news that dropped yesterday morning. The Danger Boiz were an integral part of our success last year and seem primed to make an even bigger impact in 2015. I know a lot of people are already speculating that they will be thrust into the Tag Team scene next month...I caution you suckas to slow your roll...or is it role? Doesn’t matter. While Dan and Chris are one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history, they are equally dangerous in singles competition. They will be placed where OCW needs them most...a position which has yet to be determined.
~Dean is handed coffee. It has cream in it. He throws it at the employee who runs back to make him black coffee~
President Dean: Speaking of the Tag Team situation, the division seems a bit shaky right now. ItsuPuma, a team we had great hopes for, has been extremely underwhelming thus far in their preparations for Revenge. We can only hope that behind closed doors, in total secrecy, they have been prepping for Awe.Some. To add on top of that is the controversy The Lockwood Party has brought to OCW. No, the Lockwood Party is not signed with OCW. Yes, they are a total pain in my ass. I’ve already laid down an ultimatum for them, we’ll see what they do at Revenge. It will go a long way in determining whether or not a contract is offered to them. I would also like to a moment to thank the wrestling powers that be for bestowing Awe.Some unto OCW. They have been an unshakeable rock of charisma, talent and consistency. Here’s hoping they have a great evening at Revenge.
~Dean is handed a very wide coffee cup~
President Dean: That reminds me, The Big Bifford. He’s been delusional as always, assuming that his match against Revenge is to face Dangerous Dan. Hopefully that changes once he arrives in Brazil. A Bifford/Lurrr match is one of those OCW dream encounters fans have been clamoring for over the years. It’s the sole reason for the Hall of Fame division. While Bifford seems to get crazier with each passing year, I have no doubt he’ll show up and give us all a show we will remember.
~Dean sees the number three~
President Dean: Three men are going to wage war for the OCW Title at Revenge...starting with a rivalry that needs to be settled between Grenier and Vargas. O’Connor, receiving the perks that a champion is often afforded, will be able to sit back and enjoy watching those two tear each other apart, knowing he’ll get to potentially finish off the victor. As far as March goes and the OCW Title...there are a few scenarios for a number one contender we’ve been kicking around but, until Revenge has come to its end, we can’t say for sure who’s going to face whom in March.
~Dean scratches his leg~
President Dean: As of right now, there are no planned ‘surprises’ for Revenge. The show is going to be a success based off the efforts of the wrestlers billed for the event. We will not be relying on ghosts from our past.
~Dean wiggles his nose~
President Dean: There will be an OCW Revenge Preview show airing sometime next week...a date has yet to be announced but, rest assured, there will be one. No, this show will not be controversial in any way, shape or form. While we may fuck up from time to time here in OCW, we always learn from our mistakes.
~Dean looks at his shoe~
President Dean: Current OCW staff are in Brazil setting up the monumental pieces necessary to pull off an event the size of Revenge. Next week, the country of Brazil will welcome OCW and all of its wrestlers, fans and administration. It’s going to be a huge event and my press conference along with several other media opportunities will air directly from Brazil.
~Dean’s pinkie moves an inch~
President Dean: To my knowledge, all booked parties have their visas ready and are cleared for international travel. It took some doing to get Alice Knight cleared to leave the country, but with a few pulled strings here and there, it was accomplished.
~A cloud passes by the plane window~
President Dean: I am expecting and, hoping the Danger Boiz appear at Revenge. In what capacity, I’m not sure. But at the very least, maybe a promo re-introducing themselves to the OCW audience. After all, as a culture, we have very short memories.
~Turbulence slight shakes the plane. Dean is unafraid because he digs turbulence~
President Dean: We will be aggressively seeking new wrestlers next week. With our March show set to be booked by the time Revenge comes to a close, a fresh group of talent is something we’d like to showcase for our March show.
~Dean looks at a calendar and sees a tiny calendar for March underneath the giant February calendar, which is showcased. It also has a seductive grizzly bear for some stupid fucking reason~
President Dean: Fire whoever brought that on this plane. But, yea, speaking of March...there has been some internal discussions about a possible mid-month show. It would be on a much smaller scale than our monthly shows. Perhaps a match or two, featuring newcomers or wrestlers struggling with the OCW style...along with promos, videos and other promotional type segments to push our primary objective...the end of the month extravaganza. Such an event will be decided on, one way or another, next week.
~Dean is black~
President Dean: And, well, I guess that’s about it. Everyone is looking great, Revenge is going to be off the chain. I wish it were in two days...but, alas, 9 days stand between us and OCW immortality. Hang tight fans, we’re almost there and the destination will be well worth the trip.
~We fade out~
President Dean: We’re live?
Employee: Yes sir
~Dean composes and looks at the camera~
President Dean: Hello OCW, sorry for the back drop for this week’s press conference...as well as the complete lack of reporters, but business calls. As you can see, I’m currently thousands of feet above the Earth’s surface, en route to an undisclosed location in Europe where I hope to secure next month’s Pay Per View Extravaganza’s venue.
~Dean places the papers down, crossing one leg over the other~
President Dean: This week’s conference is going to go a little different as I’m mainly going to address issues that are of the utmost importance. So, without further ado, allow me to begin.
~Dean continues sitting, but we needed a scene break in between lines of dialogue, so here ya go~
President Dean: To get things started off on the right foot, I’d like to expound on the Danger Boiz returning to OCW. Our inbox has been flooded with fans expressing their pleasure and excitement over the news that dropped yesterday morning. The Danger Boiz were an integral part of our success last year and seem primed to make an even bigger impact in 2015. I know a lot of people are already speculating that they will be thrust into the Tag Team scene next month...I caution you suckas to slow your roll...or is it role? Doesn’t matter. While Dan and Chris are one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history, they are equally dangerous in singles competition. They will be placed where OCW needs them most...a position which has yet to be determined.
~Dean is handed coffee. It has cream in it. He throws it at the employee who runs back to make him black coffee~
President Dean: Speaking of the Tag Team situation, the division seems a bit shaky right now. ItsuPuma, a team we had great hopes for, has been extremely underwhelming thus far in their preparations for Revenge. We can only hope that behind closed doors, in total secrecy, they have been prepping for Awe.Some. To add on top of that is the controversy The Lockwood Party has brought to OCW. No, the Lockwood Party is not signed with OCW. Yes, they are a total pain in my ass. I’ve already laid down an ultimatum for them, we’ll see what they do at Revenge. It will go a long way in determining whether or not a contract is offered to them. I would also like to a moment to thank the wrestling powers that be for bestowing Awe.Some unto OCW. They have been an unshakeable rock of charisma, talent and consistency. Here’s hoping they have a great evening at Revenge.
~Dean is handed a very wide coffee cup~
President Dean: That reminds me, The Big Bifford. He’s been delusional as always, assuming that his match against Revenge is to face Dangerous Dan. Hopefully that changes once he arrives in Brazil. A Bifford/Lurrr match is one of those OCW dream encounters fans have been clamoring for over the years. It’s the sole reason for the Hall of Fame division. While Bifford seems to get crazier with each passing year, I have no doubt he’ll show up and give us all a show we will remember.
~Dean sees the number three~
President Dean: Three men are going to wage war for the OCW Title at Revenge...starting with a rivalry that needs to be settled between Grenier and Vargas. O’Connor, receiving the perks that a champion is often afforded, will be able to sit back and enjoy watching those two tear each other apart, knowing he’ll get to potentially finish off the victor. As far as March goes and the OCW Title...there are a few scenarios for a number one contender we’ve been kicking around but, until Revenge has come to its end, we can’t say for sure who’s going to face whom in March.
~Dean scratches his leg~
President Dean: As of right now, there are no planned ‘surprises’ for Revenge. The show is going to be a success based off the efforts of the wrestlers billed for the event. We will not be relying on ghosts from our past.
~Dean wiggles his nose~
President Dean: There will be an OCW Revenge Preview show airing sometime next week...a date has yet to be announced but, rest assured, there will be one. No, this show will not be controversial in any way, shape or form. While we may fuck up from time to time here in OCW, we always learn from our mistakes.
~Dean looks at his shoe~
President Dean: Current OCW staff are in Brazil setting up the monumental pieces necessary to pull off an event the size of Revenge. Next week, the country of Brazil will welcome OCW and all of its wrestlers, fans and administration. It’s going to be a huge event and my press conference along with several other media opportunities will air directly from Brazil.
~Dean’s pinkie moves an inch~
President Dean: To my knowledge, all booked parties have their visas ready and are cleared for international travel. It took some doing to get Alice Knight cleared to leave the country, but with a few pulled strings here and there, it was accomplished.
~A cloud passes by the plane window~
President Dean: I am expecting and, hoping the Danger Boiz appear at Revenge. In what capacity, I’m not sure. But at the very least, maybe a promo re-introducing themselves to the OCW audience. After all, as a culture, we have very short memories.
~Turbulence slight shakes the plane. Dean is unafraid because he digs turbulence~
President Dean: We will be aggressively seeking new wrestlers next week. With our March show set to be booked by the time Revenge comes to a close, a fresh group of talent is something we’d like to showcase for our March show.
~Dean looks at a calendar and sees a tiny calendar for March underneath the giant February calendar, which is showcased. It also has a seductive grizzly bear for some stupid fucking reason~
President Dean: Fire whoever brought that on this plane. But, yea, speaking of March...there has been some internal discussions about a possible mid-month show. It would be on a much smaller scale than our monthly shows. Perhaps a match or two, featuring newcomers or wrestlers struggling with the OCW style...along with promos, videos and other promotional type segments to push our primary objective...the end of the month extravaganza. Such an event will be decided on, one way or another, next week.
~Dean is black~
President Dean: And, well, I guess that’s about it. Everyone is looking great, Revenge is going to be off the chain. I wish it were in two days...but, alas, 9 days stand between us and OCW immortality. Hang tight fans, we’re almost there and the destination will be well worth the trip.
~We fade out~