Post by Lord Allton on Feb 21, 2024 11:02:59 GMT -5
Allton opens up a drawer in his desk and pulls out a remote control. He turns to the opposite wall of the elevator and presses a button on the remote. The wall turns into a huge rack of both wrestling related weaponary and non wrestling related weaponary. Both Zybala and Lissandra look at Allton.
Allton: What?
Zybala: How.....much of this is legal?
Allton: At least half.
Lissandra: Which half?
Allton: The wrestling half, probably. Look.... I'm a collector, alright?
Last Edit: Feb 21, 2024 14:42:26 GMT -5 by Lord Allton
: After slowly and carefully making their way thru the halls, the trio eventually get to the office of Marcus Welsh. Zybala reaches into his pocket and pulls out a gold key. He slips it into the lock and turns the key. The knob twists easily and the door opens. Zybala puts the key back into his pocket and turns to Allton and Lissie. Allton has an eyebrow arched. :
Zybala: I had a master key made when I was 100% owner. But no time for stories. Let's find that paper work.
: Zybala rushes into Welsh's dark office and turns on the lights. :
Post by Lord Allton on Feb 21, 2024 16:55:55 GMT -5
Lissie and Allton follow Zybala inside and Lissie carefully shuts the door. Allton whispers to himself.
Allton: Ho....kay. If I were super sensitive secret paperwork...where would I be...?
Lissandra: Well the smart money is on the computer.
Allton nods and Lissandra switches on the computer and as it's loading, a screen of a naked Greg pops up! Allton once again raises an eyebrow but then shrugs.
Allton: Ehh. You know what? My best friend over in England is a lesbian. Good for him...
Post by reporterson on Feb 21, 2024 18:21:39 GMT -5
: Jock Reasoning can be seen showing the potential buyers the area where the ring is set up and is explaining things. Suddenly, an intrepid reporter rushes into the area. It is the gloriously mustachioed reporter extraordinare Goodie Reporterson dressed like Clark Kent in the 70s movie. Goodie, and definitely not Mike Zybala wearing a fake mustache, rushes over to the group. :
Goodie: Excuse me! Mr. Reasoning! Over here! Goodie Reporterson from the Weekly Globe! A couple questions, sir! Have you yet told this fine investors about the homeless that tend to make this arena their home? Or what about the asbestos in the walls? Or the haunting of those that Big Bifford's former associate Kenny has murdered here for his sandwiches? And why are true OCW owners Mike Zybala and Lord Allton here amongst this illustrious group?
Post by Jock Reasoning on Feb 21, 2024 23:24:57 GMT -5
Jock Reasoning: This isn't a real reporter. I promise you. The real reporters around here are Cheasy M and Who'Re.
After saying her name he has a quick pronounced moment of regret.
Jock Reasoning: Security! Show these buyers the OCW trophy room. All the records and awards OCW has achieved throughout the years.
The prospective buyers are promptly rushed away from OCW security.
Jock Reasoning: Look Goodie...I don't know who you are or where you came from but I am under strict orders by Marcus Welsh to make sure this deal gets signed. So if you could stay out of my way, that'd be great.
Jock Reasoning: This isn't a real reporter. I promise you. The real reporters around here are Cheasy M and Who'Re.
After saying her name he has a quick pronounced moment of regret.
Jock Reasoning: Security! Show these buyers the OCW trophy room. All the records and awards OCW has achieved throughout the years.
The prospective buyers are promptly rushed away from OCW security.
Jock Reasoning: Look Goodie...I don't know who you are or where you came from but I am under strict orders by Marcus Welsh to make sure this deal gets signed. So if you could stay out of my way, that'd be great.
:Goodie sees one of the security guards heading towards him and starts to run away. :
Goodie: The press will never be silenced, Mr. Reasoning! I will get to the bottom of the sham of a sale!!